man who cares about bald eagles have you ever seen a harpy eagle
or an african crowned eagle
or the crested eagle
the little eagle
the philippine eagle
black and white hawk eagle
and the bateleur eagle
Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames